Scott Ian, “For When You Need Your Ass House Kept” – #AssKeeper – Housekeeper #asshouse

Scott Ian:  “For when you need your ass house kept. Thanks for the line @pearlcaliforniacountry #asshouse”

Dear Mr Ian

Due to the -Do not disturb- sign being displayed outside your door, we have not been able to clean your room today.

Should you wish your room to be serviced today please call 2984 until 10pm to arrange a convenient time for cleaning.

Yours sincerely,

Ass. Housekeeper”