Kevin Smith, “I Saw A Teenager On A Bench Wearing A ‘Clerks’ Hat”

Kevin Smith:  “Hiking Runyon tonight, I saw a teenager on a bench wearing a Clerks hat watching a video on his phone. Trying to surprise him, I said “I like your hat.” He said “Thanks,” without ever glancing up. I lingered for a good minute so he could finally recognize me, but he never looked.”