My bedside table
My bedside table pic.twitter.com/sIdRYJcLTK
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 28, 2022
Tag: Elon Musk
I gave back my Tesla.
I bought the VW ev.
I love it.
I’m not sure how advertisers can buy space on Twitter. Publicly traded company’s products being pushed in alignment with hate and white supremacy doesn’t seem to be a winning business model.
Moby:
Ok, I really need to find out how Elon got this fancy head of hair. Asking for a friend. Ok, asking for me.🥺
New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach.
Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter.
You won’t find the tweet unless you specifically seek it out, which is no different from rest of Internet.
Kathie Griffin, Jorden Peterson & Babylon Bee have been reinstated.
Trump decision has not yet been made.
Note, this applies just to the individual tweet, not the whole account
https://t.co/PRFp0UT0Eq pic.twitter.com/a179woeCUo
— Elon Musk (@Wolfiesmom) November 6, 2022
Everyone should all change their names to Elon Musk – especially those with the blue checkmark. Just sayin… https://t.co/Gq5W0KW1Jc
— Tracy Albright 🧞♂️ (@tracykate24) November 5, 2022
I am a freedom of speech absolutist and I eat doody for breakfast every day
— Elon Musk (@SarahKSilverman) November 6, 2022
Okey-dokey I’ve had my fun and I think I made my point. 😬 I’m just not a ‘trending’ kind of gal. Never have been, never want to be.
Have a safe Sunday everyone! xo 🤍— valerie bertinelli (@Wolfiesmom) November 6, 2022
Musk makes me think of Tom Sawyer, who is given the job of whitewashing a fence as punishment. Tom cons his friends into doing the chore for him and getting them to pay for the privilege. That’s what Musk wants to do with Twitter. No, no, no.
— Stephen Howard (@StephenHowardS2) November 3, 2022
We need to pay the bills somehow! Twitter cannot rely entirely on advertisers. How about $8?
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 1, 2022
Population collapse due to low birth rates is a much bigger risk to civilization than global warming.
Mark these words.
(And I do think global warming is a major risk.)
Low birth rates would be the best thing that could happen to humanity and this planet.
May have 2 buy Twitter now. Gonna replace the board of directors with Jimmy from my corner Fish Fry, Tommy Chung and tha guy with the ponytail on CNBC.
First line of business. Free internet on airplanes!!! 29 dollars for 1 hour is bullshit. ✈️✈️
Everyone gets a blue checkmark. Even tha bots with 10 letters in their name that hit you in DMs n just say “Hello”. Nah fuck those bots.
#WhenSnoopBuysTwitter …
Mark Cuban: My conclusion, Elon Musk is fucking with the SEC. His filing w/the SEC allows him to say he wants to take a company private for $54.20 😂 vs his “Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.” Price goes up. His shares get sold. Profit⬆️ SEC like WTF just happened.
And of course, a decentralized group of supporters for “the current thing” will create a DAO to buy Twitter. Token holders will get to vote on what’s trending and who gets verified. Ok, I’ll stop now 😁
Want to see the whole world lose their shit? Get Peter Thiel to partner with Elon and raise the bid for Twitter.
The Associated Press: BREAKING: Elon Musk is offering to buy Twitter, just days after the Tesla CEO said he would no longer be joining the social media company’s board of directors. Musk offered $54.20 per share of Twitter’s stock. Read the entire article @ this location.
“I want to be clear, I do not respect the SEC,” @elonmusk Musk says in an interview with CBS’s 60 Minutes pic.twitter.com/ztkUR0Tilj
— Bloomberg Quicktake (@Quicktake) December 10, 2018
BREAKING: Twitter board adopts poison pill after Musk's $43 billion offer to buy company https://t.co/QzwiMKW46e
— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) April 15, 2022
Elon Musk: Nobody *expects* the Cybertruck
Cybertruck is our last product unveil for a while, but there will be some (mostly) unexpected technology announcements next year
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 24, 2019
Better truck than an F-150, faster than a Porsche 911. Order Cybertruck online at https://t.co/hltT8dg2NO
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 22, 2019
@Tesla Oh. My. God. The Tesla Cyber Truck ?
Credit @MyTeslaAdventur pic.twitter.com/v424gdB2XP— World of Engineering (@engineers_feed) November 22, 2019
Gonna tell my kids this is Knight Rider. #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/e4Oqr6UJeS
— Reed S. Albers (@ReedSAlbers) November 22, 2019
Excellent review by Marques! https://t.co/RaXLl30FfF
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 24, 2019
Franz throws steel ball at Cybertruck window right before launch. Guess we have some improvements to make before production haha. pic.twitter.com/eB0o4tlPoz
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 23, 2019
Cybertruck pulls F-150 uphill pic.twitter.com/OfaqUkrDI3
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 24, 2019
Elon Musk: Great work by SpaceX Dragon team & Airborne! To be clear, we’ve only done 1 multi-parachute test of Mk3 design, so 9 more left to reach 10 successful tests in a row.
SpaceX team has completed 13 successful tests in a row of upgraded Mark 3 parachutes for Crew Dragon. Most recent test demonstrated the parachute system’s ability to land the spacecraft safely in the unlikely event that one of the four main parachutes fails. pic.twitter.com/VJzDeS8UAG
— SpaceX (@SpaceX) November 3, 2019
Elon Musk: “View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth.”
View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth. pic.twitter.com/QljN2VnL1O
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 6, 2018
Third burn successful. Exceeded Mars orbit and kept going to the Asteroid Belt. pic.twitter.com/bKhRN73WHF
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2018